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The Sensei Global user (5/8/00 4:28:32 pm) Reply	A Day in the Life Well since logs seem to be so de rigeur this week, I dug up one of the old/new classics. You can tell it's 100% real because of the time stamp, and of course, no-one could ever fake a log. Right? One night on E-Marr ... [00:14:52] Chai tells the guild 'we doing anything interesting tonight?' [00:14:52] Gerome tells you, 'dude, I got those tests back today, not good.' [00:14:52] Genneral shouts, 'TRAIN!' [00:14:52] Blessed says, 'does someone want to marry me?' [00:14:52] You tell Gerome, 'told you to get that sheep tested first, sorry man. You talk to the shepherd yet?' [00:14:52] Ragnarok tells the guild, 'woot!' [00:14:52] Ragnarok has been removed from your guild. [00:14:52] Drall tells you, 'I ro><or u, G. Word to yo mutha!' [00:14:52] You tell Drall, 'hmm?' [00:14:52] Gilgamel shouts, 'anyone camping the lord/magi/frenzied/ramp/spiders/br?' [00:14:52] Drall tells you, 'I'm sorry, dude, please don't hate me.' [00:14:52] Drall says out-of-character, 'The Shriners are the best clan ever!' [00:14:52] Ogmuk says out-of-character, 'They didn't do every possible NPC in the game FIRST like we did though! Haha! I have screenshots of everything I've ever seen in this game from every possible camera angle! Haha!' [00:14:52] Kegolan shouts, 'looking to join any raid. Really, anything will do at all, just take me!' [00:14:52] Guildon says, 'andanotherthingidon'tusepunctuationbecauseitsagainstmyrelgion' [00:14:52] Genneral shouts, 'TRAIN!' [00:14:52] Ogmuk says out-of-character, 'Omisan's IP is xx.xx.xx.xx! Haha!' [00:14:52] Ewle says out-of-character, 'Ebonlore ... evil has a new phone!' [00:14:52] Ewle says out-of-character, 'hmm' [00:14:52] Uini broadcasts: 'Ebonlore has been disbanded and the guildleader banned.' [00:14:52] Verdunae shouts, 'INCOMING!' [00:14:52] A kirakuei has died. [00:14:52] Zenarchy loots an imbrued helm. [00:14:52] Zenarchy loots an imbrued breastplate. [00:14:52] Zenarchy loots an imbrued leggings. [00:14:52] Zenarchy loots an imbrued gauntlets. [00:14:52] Zenarchy loots an imbrued boots. [00:14:52] Zenarchy says, 'Shriner pullers suck! Teeheee!' [00:14:52] A coyote bites Zenarchy for 1! [00:14:52] Zenarchy has gone linkdead. [00:14:52] You punch a coyote for 47! [00:14:52] You punch a coyote for 3! [00:14:52] You punch a coyote for 35! [00:14:52] A coyote has died. [00:14:52] Daethdor shouts, ‘KEEP BASHING AND STUNNING’ [00:14:52] Daethdor shouts, ‘KEEP BASHING AND STUNNING’ [00:14:52] Tosset say, 'omg! I have been camping that coyote all week! Elwyn help me!' [00:14:52] Elwyn says, 'fucking KS'ing Shriners. You have no honor!' [00:14:52] You say, '?' [00:14:52] Jackie says, 'Asian people can't drive! Bahaha!' [00:14:52] Uini says, 'Jackie you are suspended.' [00:14:52] Walterscott says, 'dude, the Red Wings will own u!' [00:14:52] Omisan shouts, 'EVAC!' [00:14:52] Omisan shouts, 'EVAC!' [00:14:52] Vindes shouts, 'someone wake up Destian!' [00:14:52] Destian tells you, 'god damnit, there was a fucking 'i' in my trading card when it was printed!' [00:14:52] Kegolan shouts, 'does anyone see my corpse?' [00:14:52] Sudo auctions, 'any spell ever in game, 1,000pp obo' [00:14:52] Keghater says, 'Kegolan you suck ass!' [00:14:52] Daethdor shouts, ‘FUCKING OMISAN!’ [00:14:52] Phenglei has looted a ring of the ancients. [00:14:52] Phenglei shouts, 'YOINK!' [00:14:52] Kegolan shouts, 'no, not here too, damnit!' [00:14:52] Kalten shouts, 'Hey, where did the AC go -- fucking Shriners!' [00:14:52] Blessed shouts, 'Kalten, marry me!' [00:14:52] Genneral shouts, 'TRAIN!' [00:14:52] Vindes shouts, 'Jabober?' [00:14:52] Phenglei shouts, 'BAHAHAHA!' [00:14:52] Phenglei opens up a portal and vanishes. [00:14:52] Wauke tells the guild, 'I just had 89 beers.' [00:14:52] Gilgamel says out-of-character, 'Camp check' [00:14:52] You say, 'Walter, the Avs demolished the Wings.' [00:14:52] Walterscott begins crying. [00:14:52] Zenarchy says, 'weird, uh, must have been my video card freezing' [00:14:52] A coyote hits Zenarchy for 1. [00:14:52] Zenarchy has gone linkdead. [00:14:52] You punch a coyote for 56! [00:14:52] You punch a coyote but miss! [00:14:52] You punch a coyote for 23! [00:14:52] A coyote has died. [00:14:52] Willowbay says, 'If you don't share the coyotes I'm /petitioning you under the play-nice policy!' [00:14:52] You say, '?' [00:14:52] Ghnod says, 'Guide Ghnod here. What seems to be the problem?' [00:14:52] Willowbay says, 'The Shriners are pharming the coyotes! It's not fair!' [00:14:52] Ghnod says, 'Guide Ghnod here, Chai. What do you have to say for yourself?' [00:14:52] Blessed says, 'Ghnod will you marry me?' [00:14:52] Lith shouts, 'WOOT!' [00:14:52] Destian shouts, 'WWWWWWWOOOOOTTTT!' [00:14:52] You say, 'lesbian porn?' [00:14:52] You have been summoned by the gods! [00:14:52] You have entered Tox Forest. [00:14:52] Ghnod begins to cast a spell. [00:14:52] You say, 'err?' [00:14:52] You feel like you are bound to the area. [00:14:52] Ghnod says, 'If you ever disrupt a quest again I'll note it in my nightly report and then my senior will see it and then he will report it to the server GM and then the GM will report it to the Head of GM's and then the Head of GM's will report it to the HEAD of Customer Service and then he'll call the Head of Investor Relations and then, boy, you're going to get it assuming you've had 2 other warnings and don't own Sony stock! You've been warned!' [00:14:52] You say, '?' [00:14:52] Ogmuk says out-of-character, 'Racer X is my brother, Chim Chim! Haha!' [00:14:52] Flammmmmmmmmmminghand has defeated Slasshhhhhhhhhhhh in a duel to the death! [00:14:52] Ghnod opens a portal and dissapears. [00:14:52] You tell the guild, 'Um, anyone near the Tox portal? The strangest thing just happened ...' [00:14:52] Sudo shouts, 'camping lord/frenzied/hand/magi' [00:14:52] Breez shouts, 'fucking Da`kor!' [00:14:52] Omisan auctions, 'open your scaberous ass cheeks, you role-playing knob jockeys!' [00:14:52] Jirith says, 'I have an itchy hole.' [00:14:52] Kegolan auctions, 'paying 100pp for a res' [00:14:52] Scratchbutt says 'me a newbie, kin i hav plats?! me rollplay!' [00:14:52] Leiran shouts, 'I'm back!' [00:14:52] Sharasali says out-of-character, 'listen, if we all just follow my map, this wouldn't happen!' [00:14:52] Genneral shouts, 'TRAIN!' [00:14:52] Leiran shouts, 'This game sucks! I quit!' [00:14:52] Cattie auctions, 'Selling Sunderfury, 1,000,000pp' [00:14:52] Zarkhor tells the guild, 'I am the most POWERFUL DWARF EVER!' [00:14:52] Chiteng says out-of-character, 'I'm back, I rule you all, I'm not a lewt whore, stop lying about me Da`kor!' [00:14:52] A sand giant hits Morlox for 78! [00:14:52] Morlox has died. [00:14:52] A desert asp hits Simioni for 12! [00:14:52] Simioni has died! [00:14:52] A zombie slashes Northefist for 23! [00:14:52] Northefist falls to the ground. [00:14:52] You say, 'Jesus, where the hell are all these trains coming from tonight?' [00:14:52] Memn tells you, 'It wasn't Ice Trai-- err Ice Clan ... f you!' [00:14:52] Rayn says, 'do you have a good recipe for chocolate cookies?' [00:14:52] You say, 'err, no?' [00:14:52] Rayn says, 'f thee!' [00:14:52] Rayn opens a portal and dissapears. [00:14:52] You punch a zombie for 34. [00:14:52] A zombie has died. [00:14:52] You have looted a fine-steel longsword. [00:14:52] Onyyn says, 'I'm sorry Chai, you don't have enough points for the FS, hand it over.' [00:14:52] You say, '?' [00:14:52] Sharasali says out-of-character, 'god f'n damnit, WHO IS NOT FOLLOWING THE F'N MAP!' [00:14:52] Bubu shouts, 'Who has the list of who's holding the list for the King's room list?' [00:14:52] Ogmuk says, 'Onyyn I need a picture of that FS for EQ'lizer! Haha!' [00:14:52] Genneral shouts, 'TRAIN!' [00:14:52] Scratchbutt auctions, 'WTSOT 2 SSOY's, WTB FBSS! [00:14:52] /who Scratchbutt [00:14:52] [1 warrior] Scratchbutt (ogre). [00:14:52] There is one player in southro. [00:14:52] Kzzern says out-of-character, 'has anyone seen Silmariel today?' [00:14:52] Shadowe shouts, 'Tim isn't around man -- doh!' [00:14:52] You say, 'hey Vendrix can I bum a flask of water?' [00:14:52] Vendrix says, 'DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME?!!!!' [00:14:52] Blessed says, 'Vendrix will you marry me?' [00:14:52] You say, '?' [00:14:52] Gilgamel shouts, 'Anyone camping the Lord?' [00:14:52] Rollie shouts, 'yes' [00:14:52] Gilgamel shouts, 'fucking Shriners! I was at the ramp for 87 minutes planning to camp it! Camp-stealers!' I had to skip the rest since it involved a lot of sex with lesbian wood elves. Since most of the humorless fucks who read this board can't seem to get it, I'll spell it out. The preceeding log was a joke. If you were offended by it, lighten the hell up. Oh, forgot the obligatory ----- Luv ya, mean it, - Chai, TS
Keslear Global user (5/8/00 5:23:47 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life OMG that was hillarious. We need part 2 hehe /rude (chai) Maybe I'll make it in the next one now. Keslear Raener The Raenore Erollisi Marr "They have us surrounded and outnumbered.......The poor bastards!"
Eurmuthur Global user (5/8/00 5:42:59 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life !!!!! claps Eurm Edgecrusher Affliction
jaieq muncheon Global user (5/8/00 5:45:03 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life As always, gotta give ya props Chai.. Great read, and somehow its all true! :) Take care, Jai (now a monk :o)
Destian Holyknight Global user (5/8/00 6:16:31 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life That was the funniest thing i have ever read. Fucking classic. Im kind of upset that i only got one line, though. This is why i love this game. We can make fun of people and actually relate. Most everything there is true (although extremely exaggerated in some cases). Its just amazing how we see one another in this virtual world. The things said about each of us can are so basic and overly obvious. Oh well, Im going to be happy from now on as far as EQ is concerned. Ill continue to flame people that act moronic, but its all just fun. I think im done rambling now. Thank you, chai, for making me take a step back. (im going to regret this in one way or another) I second the sequal idea.. err.. NOTE: Some shriners are very funny. Some are not. Some (ei. wauke and verdunae) are very bad pullers. Some are not. I encourage you all to judge these people individually, and above all, know that Ragnarok is an ass. Bubu is smart,
Ablazen Holysword Global user (5/8/00 7:13:43 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life hehe this is one of the funniest things i've read in a long time.
Gojo Global user (5/8/00 7:54:47 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life LOL, that was truly hilarious.
ZooZooZuan Global user (5/8/00 8:09:45 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life That was funny as hell... kinda upset we didn't get to hear about the sex and lesbian woodelves though =) Zuan (da horney gnome) Midnight Sojourn Gnome POWER!
medstar31 Global user (5/8/00 8:14:24 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life Got to give you probs man GENIOUS! Part 2 please..... Zalig Ironstar
Simioni Global user (5/8/00 8:42:18 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life dude, it wasn't a desert asp, it was a cistern asp, man that just proves it's a fake Simioni Talfryn 53rd Vicar of Brell and Erolissi Marr Sharalinda Shadowseeker 43rd Necromancer of Innoruuk Res bitch, Heal Bitch, Buff mofo and Plum flavoured
Onyyn Serilisson Global user (5/8/00 8:55:26 pm) Reply	HAHAHA My friend Rich is a funny bastard I had to walk away half way through just so I could have room to bust a gut laughing. You rock Chai
Daeth Global user (5/8/00 9:54:47 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life One of the funniest things i have read in a long time... I got a DAMN good laugh man. Thx =)
Cattie Luv Global user (5/9/00 2:53:26 am) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life haha Rofl, too funny but you forgot. Simioni shouts, wait i need mana. Simioni staggers. Simioni staggers. Simioni staggers. Simioni staggers. Simioni staggers. Simioni staggers. Simioni staggers. Simioni has died.
Vendrix Global user (5/9/00 4:29:34 am) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life Hehehehe. Ok, that was god damn hilarious. Cant wait to see that same LOG from other peoples perspective :) Vendrix Da`Kor Archbishop of Innoruuk "In a world full of enemies, Im an enemy of the world"
Walterscott Global user (5/9/00 4:51:58 am) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life <------ is still in mourning of his loved Red Wings and finds no humor in that... Well... OK, that was damn funny! LOL :-) Grats to all the Av's fans, your team kicked ass. Walterscott Cleric Level 50 Servant of Mithaniel Marr Eternitys Circlet
Shazanti Global user (5/9/00 5:09:43 am) Reply	*faints* Can't breathe... OMG... too funny More! Shazanti Zavortix *~Affliction~* Heretic of the 51st rank
Ogmuk Administrator (5/9/00 6:28:50 am) Reply	Re: faints LoL. Not bad :) I actually asked Sudo for a pic of his weapon when he was holding a "rusty mining pick" (it did looked damn funny on an erudite), so you were pretty close. :D
Synjyn DragonFist Global user (5/9/00 8:20:57 am) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life ROFL, very nice Brother. bows
Blessed Bloodbane Global user (5/9/00 9:57:04 am) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life laughs even i thought that was damn funny! Considering the fact that hmm..never even heard of Kalten till i was lvl 49. And i've been with the same person since lvl 37. Try again and this time get it right dammit! =P --Bless married to one of Da'Kor's lovable druids =P
Eugien Global user (5/9/00 10:14:53 am) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life OMFG that was H I L A R I O U S I am sitting here at work totally laughing my ass off the only thing that has ever made me laugh that hard is watching Krevice stone himself to death I nearly ran off the edge on a FG raid into the lava I was laughing so hard. Eugien - 51 1/2th Druid Flailing - 11th Monk Halligram - 16th Enchanter. Vyll 9th Iksar Warrior Psyterixx 6th Iksar Necro Skowlatya 4th Iksar Monk Shimm 3rd Iksar Shaman. .. its times like these that remind us, there have ALWAYS been times like these. -- Paul Harvey
Ragnerok Global user (5/9/00 11:02:45 am) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life That was a riot Chai. Destion...score one for you. I am an ass and Bubu is............... I AM an ass. Glad to see that my first impression of you was not that far off. You do have a sense of humor. You have been joking all this time and I was just to dim to see it, my GOD you are a genius. LOL... Wauke and Verduane cant pull! Tee hee, I get it now... ROFLMAO You are Great! You are the man! What a guy, what a bud....
Whiff Unregistered User (5/9/00 11:09:42 am) Reply	Someday... Someday, when I have truly become one with the force, I shall make one of these logs. Until then, I sit, and camp, and get trained by F*#$NG CLUELESS NEWBS, and run back to my corpse, and sit, and wait. --- Whiff Official Tarsis Shriner Lowbie Mascot Lizard Monk #572814
Breez Lightfeather Global user (5/9/00 12:25:04 pm) Reply	Re: Someday... Sigh, only one line... I'll have to talk to my agent about that, I think I might have to fire him. Breezy
Nallae Global user (5/9/00 2:14:59 pm) Reply	Re: Too funny! Great piece of writing there! loved it from start to finish! Nallae Shadowslayer hey wait a sec! he never mentioned me once! /em pouts /em wonders how Geromes going to top this one
Rayn the Halfling Global user (5/9/00 2:19:17 pm) Reply	Re: Someday... OMG everyone is right! that has got to be the greatest post in the history of this board. That post made my day man lol!!! Genneral shouts, TRAIN! LOL dude you rock! Lord Rayn f thee
Dawnen Sunwhispers Global user (5/9/00 2:28:51 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life Haha, that log just basically summed up the entire 1 year history of Emarr. Speaking of which... isn't the server's 1 year b-day coming up, or has it already passed? Hmm.. gonna have to check my /played time when I log on tonight. Well, in any case, Happy B-Day Erollisi!!
Tzzird Global user (5/9/00 11:26:25 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life I was told to check out a hilarious log on the EM board so i did and I'm still busting up Great stuff man /em bows
Lith Ahntalon Global user (5/10/00 1:58:43 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life Ummm, Funny as hell. Props to yas Chai. I was rolling. That is what we needed here. We gonna have a part two? As someone said, how is Gerome gonna top that? Da Pope, Lith Ahntalon
Mahtan Honorshield Global user (5/10/00 2:52:34 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life Hehe Ogmuk was taking screenshots of Tzzird's new axe, in action...and they suddenly needed resses in Old Sebilis, so he's STILL taking them. :-) -- Mahtan Honorshield Midnight Sojourn
Sharasali Shadowsoul Global user (5/10/00 3:05:42 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life Two lines missing. Areshop shouts 'I LOVE YOU SHARA!' Sharasali shouts 'ACK!' sharasali {EZ} "My Life, Mistress Ezra's Way"
Parnell Global user (5/13/00 11:30:56 pm) Reply	Re: A Day in the Life OMFG ROFLMAO!!!! Chai you are godly... Parnell Arbremain 50th Level Ranger E-marr "There is no spoon."