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Gerome
Global user
(4/17/00 1:11:12 pm)
Reply
 Shriners are not assholes, we just play them on TV
Some of us doofuses (doofii?) sit in an IRC channel and occasionally waste our employers' money. Today something amusing happened, and I want to share the joy. To borrow a Barryism, "I swear, I am not making this up":

Welcome to IRC!
You have joined channel #shriner.
Topic: "(+o Jirith)"

[... later that day ...]

<Jirith> who #shriner
*** Retrieving #shriner info...
<Gerome> fix the goddamn topic
*** Jirith changes topic to 'You are very powerful. You do not need help. You must go +pvp. You will then be truely powerful.'
<Gerome> truely isn't a word
*** Jirith changes topic to 'You are very powerful. You do not need help. You must go +pvp. You will then be truly are very powerful. You'
<Jirith> bah
<Gerome> ... 'suck'
*** Jirith is now known as You
<Gerome> haha
<You> gaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*** You is now known as Jirith
<Gerome> god you suckl
<Jirith> I HATE THIS
<Jirith> you may suckl
<Jirith> but i just suck
<Gerome> haha
<Gerome> suckl on some teet
*** Jirith changes topic to 'You are very powerful. You do not need help. You must go +pvp. You will then be truly are very powerful. Gerome suckls.'
<Gerome> be truly are
<Gerome> hahaha
<Gerome> GOD YOU SUCK
*** Jirith changes topic to 'SUCK MY FAT ONE'
<Gerome> people mock me in meetings cause I burst out in laughter at least once a day
<Gerome> and you just added fuel to the fire
<Jirith> which line did it
<Jirith> so i know how to tap into this fine resource of embarasment
<Jirith> EMBARASSMENT
<Jirith> DUMP: Date of last level 0 dump: the epoch
*** Chai has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
*** Chai has joined #shriner
*** Zorn has joined #shriner
<Jirith> ZORN
<Zorn> Hiyas
<Chai> mark, check the news channel
<Gerome> ZORT!
<Chai> this one will fucking kill ya
<Jirith> channel?
<Chai> news page, i mean
<Chai> that is definitely one of the all-time 5 best links on the net
<Zorn> I need to ask you guys to either change the topic or go +p or +s
<Gerome> haha
<Gerome> mark you bonehead
<Chai> mark, stop making lewd channel topics
<Zorn> If youd like to keep it, you can put on a mode that will not make the channel visible in the /list
*** Retrieving #shriner info...
<Chai> trying to remember how to change the topic
<Gerome> we don't need to keep it
<Chai> ./topic?
<Gerome> makr mispelled the non-lewd one about 8 times
<Chai> BEDAMNED IRC COMMANDS
<Gerome> so I had to tease him till he made it what it is now
<Jirith> ban gerome
<Zorn> Just double click anywhere inside the channel
<Zorn> And a box will come up
<Jirith> im on a vt100
*** Chai changes topic to 'Mark, stop making lewd IRC topics, the IRC Nazi's are onto us'
<Gerome> haha
<Chai> there
<Zorn> Thanks
<Jirith> i am offended
<Jirith> by NAZI
<Chai> our apologies, Zorn, we'll keep him in line
<Jirith> my grandparents were killed in poland
<Zorn> Hmm
<Jirith> i insist you change it
<Gerome> haha
<Zorn> Can we come up with anything better than IRC Nazia?
<Jirith> haha
<Gerome> !
<Chai> nazia?
<Zorn> Nazis
<Gerome> I'd change it
<Chai> is that like nazi trivia?
<Jirith> its an itallian pasta
<Gerome> but I am a peon in the greater scheme of things
<Chai> the new fun game from hasbro
<Chai> Nazia!
<Chai> has little SS dice and everything
<Zorn> Please dont make me shut this channel down
*** Chai changes topic to 'Mark, stop making lewd IRC topics, the IRC ***''
<Zorn> Thanks
<Zorn> Have a good day you guys
*** Chai changes topic to 'Mark, stop making lewd IRC topics, the IRC ***'s are onto us'
<Gerome> Please don't make him angry.
*** Zorn has left #shriner
<Gerome> You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Skren 
Global user
(4/17/00 1:47:39 pm)
Reply		 Re: Shriners are not assholes, we just play them on TV
Oh man, this is priceless. Thanks for the gutlaugh.

Chukzombi 
Global user
(4/17/00 6:39:11 pm)
Reply
 Re: Shriners are not assholes, we just play them on TV

Ragnerok
Global user
(4/18/00 3:33:29 am)
Reply		 Re: Shriners are not assholes, we just play them on TV
Chuckzombie, Lyle Alsado....same guy?

Jirith
Global user
(4/18/00 7:59:17 am)
Reply
 Re: Shriners are not assholes, we just play them on TV
As if chukzombie has a foot to stand on with those images.

-Jirith


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